text; un: @former.bank.robber

[bombshelled]

ok, I have a few questions

1. what the fuck is up with the screen names on these things? i tried changing mine but it wouldn't fucking take anything else but the auto-generated option?!

2. I know I'm like, late (with no Starbucks) but... why was everyone freaking out about that hatch in the middle of the dried up lake? was there like a pot of gold down there or something?

2a. speaking of Starbucks, does anyone know if there's a way to get better coffee than the shit they stock at the gas station? a girl needs a latte.

that's it!
-xoxo 💣🐚

Comments

[bombshelled]

oh go fuck yourself.

[shittalk]

fuck me urself

[bombshelled]

as if I would even want to.

[snowflicks]

unfortunately

[shittalk]

typical cowards reply

[bombshelled]

idk jack shit about you except that you're an asshole, so yeah, not exactly racing to take my clothes off.

[shittalk]

well get this: asshole but super hot
like
SUPER hot

[bombshelled]

fucking prove it.
is your camera broken or something?

[singularwidower]

I think perhaps an explosion might have been detrimental.

Now. With the sheer quantity of individuals with divergent powers, I believe I must ask: how would you have done so?

[shittalk]

ya it fell off

[bombshelled]

oh, too bad.

[bombshelled]

uh... with my hands? idk I've never had to like explain how it works before. I can make explosions.

[shittalk]

ya fell off from all the dickpics i had to keep taking
bitches me BEGGING me for them

[singularwidower]

Just...with your hands? That sounds surprisingly convenient. Large? Small? Controlled? Uncontrolled?

[bombshelled]

ugh, throw a fucking sock in it.
the camera fell off because you kept making it take pictures of your ugly ass dick.
no one wants to see that shit.

[bombshelled]

yeah with my fucking hands. idk, dude, are superpowers supposed to make sense? I know like three fucking people who have spider based superpowers, idk why hand explosions are blowing your fucking mind.

I can make them as big or as small as I want them to be. I've got pretty good control over them, as long as I'm not like fucked up on drugs or something.

[singularwidower]

Considering I am only familiar with Craft, which does indeed make sense, your superpowers are cause for curiosity. Though--does being "fucked up on drugs" enough to affect your superpowers something that happens often enough to be concerned about?

[bombshelled]

no. not often.

but the one time it did happen, it was BAD.

[singularwidower]

I can only imagine. Would you ever care to demonstrate your powers for the curious?

[shittalk]

nahhhh nope my d's a celebrity around here. EVERYONES raving about it

[bombshelled]

I mean ya, I guess so. I'll show off any time.

[bombshelled]

oh rly? everyone going on and on about pryan's prick? I haven't heard jack shit about it.

End thread, unless--? We can pick a new thread elsewise?

[singularwidower]

I look forward to it.

[shittalk]

awww are u feeling left out?? sorry u can talk about my dick too if u want

[bombshelled]

pass. I'm sure if there are any dicks worth talking about, they're way better than yours.