@number.three; text; 8/14

[rumorhazit]

I just want to know if I've gotten this right:

We've all been kidnapped, and are being held in some weird outdoor experiment, right? There's that tree with the people or whatever in it just hanging out near the gas station, that's weird. Also, these cabins are a mess and the cake?

Fuck the cake, really, thanks but no thanks, and with these...little flesh party hats? Those are fucking gross.

Points for being gross, I guess.

I'm looking for two things: more information on our situation here and my siblings. Vanya, Luthor, Diego, Five, Klaus, Ben? Maybe.

Thanks.

Oh and if there's a doctor around we can trust I'd like to speak to them too.

Comments

[rumorhazit]

Thanks for the information.

Anything else you can tell me about this place?

[theprezident]

I don't know about that. I'm guessing you've read the little welcome pamphlet. That's about all the information any of us have.

[rumorhazit]

Yeah I saw one at the gas station while I was there. To say it didn't cover my pressing questions is putting it lightly.