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vestigenet2020-07-23 02:17 pm
backpacking) wrote in vestigenet2020-07-23 02:17 pm
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(voice) un: brick.master (backdated to the 20th)
This place has a whole lotta creepy shit, but you know what it doesn't have? Jokes.
[ Hello and Good Day: over the network comes the light, amused voice of a 15-year-old girl. ]
Figured it'd do us all some good to lighten the mood. Keeps the blood pressure down! Unless you're allergic to fun, or something, in which case, uh... I dunno. Tune me out?
Okay, first one. Let's get warmed up. If you're an American in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?
[ DRAMATIC PAUSE ]
European. [ ~ta-da~ ] Next one, and I'll let you chime in this time. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
[ Hello and Good Day: over the network comes the light, amused voice of a 15-year-old girl. ]
Figured it'd do us all some good to lighten the mood. Keeps the blood pressure down! Unless you're allergic to fun, or something, in which case, uh... I dunno. Tune me out?
Okay, first one. Let's get warmed up. If you're an American in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?
[ DRAMATIC PAUSE ]
European. [ ~ta-da~ ] Next one, and I'll let you chime in this time. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?