video; un @blood.and.chocolate

[poisonlittleboy]

[There is a man wearing a three piece suit, despite the heat of the summer, sitting in a chair in front of the camera]

Good evening to all residents of this... admittedly very beautiful place. If slightly odd, seeing as I merely woke up here with no recollection of my journey.

That being said, since I am here, and will be for the foreseeable future, I would like to offer my services. My name is Doctor Hannibal Lecter, and I have been both a doctor of the mind and body for many years now. My primary interest would be in continuing my psychiatric practice here, if anyone would like to continue or even consider beginning talk therapy.

I was also a surgeon, before I was a psychiatrist, so if you have any physical wounds, I would be able to take care of those, as well.

[He leans back in his chair, steepling his fingers.] I think that is all, by way of introductions and offers. Do not hesitate to contact me here, or if you see me in person.

Comments

video - un: @useless.coward

[porndealer]

Oooh a doctor! It's good to know there's someone here with those skills.

[If those pamphlets are anything to go by... they may end up needing a doctor sooner than later.]

So um, what's a surgeon or a psychiatrist?

[The last word especially. It's big and sounds funny.]

audio. un: @bad.at.drawing

[inventoried]

You're really hitting the ground running, huh.

[ The voice on the other end has an innate sullen quality, sandpapery and cynical, but without aggression.

Video feels like a lot; Luke sticks with a black screen. ]

[Video, @atlas]

[theprezident]

[ Just going to assume that three piece suit is self-cooling tbh because why else would you be wearing it.

Not what's important, though. No, something else has caught his attention. ]

Like. An actual psychiatrist? An actual, studied psychology psychiatrist?

[ They exist?? ]

video, @wei.wuxian

[mannerless]

( don't look now - it's another man in old-timey chinese robes. )

Interesting, interesting. Is a 'surgeon' also responsible for salves and whatnot?

( the friendly intrigue on his face fades a bit, nose wrinkling slightly. ) Also - you don't do any of that awful needlework, do you? ( the only doctor he knows firsthand is a close friend, and also a terrifying acupuncturist who may or may not have weaponized her skills on more than one occasion. )