backdated to February 19th, @Jiang.Wanyin

[legbreakings]

[ Watch and marvel, Vestige, your resident involuntary shitposting king has actually figured out how to Do A Thing with his phone.

There is a photograph attached to this message. ​]



[ Too bad he still hasn't figured out how to properly communicate on the network, because the message to go with the photograph just reads ]

Why?


[OOC: source

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video | un: @vivi.ornitier

[toosmall]

It's really cute!

[Sorry, Jiang. Vivi agrees with everyone else.]

Has Blossom made friends with it yet? I've seen some of them in town too, they steal handfuls of food I leave out when the other strays have their backs turned. It's silly, they don't have to steal I can just get more food!

[legbreakings]

[ Sigh. Is everyone taking the raccoon's side here?

Betrayal! Disgrace! ]

Blossom didn't know what to make of him before I herded her out of the room. I don't want them in the same room, I'm worried they will fight or that the raccoon has rabies. Or lice. Or something else I don't want on Blossom, and in my bed.

[toosmall]

[That face though... it's tiny cute face!]

Oooh... I guess that's true, I don't want Blossom to get sick or hurt.

Don't get bit trying to get it outside, Jiang!

[legbreakings]

I think I'm going to feed him first, he looks so hungry... and he will be more willing to leave if he isn't hungry, I'm sure!

[ Okay. He is just weak for that face but!!! ]

[toosmall]

I bet he'd really appreciate that. That's nice of you to feed it!

Tell him to go to town and I'll make sure he's got food all the time.

[Cause the raccoon will definitely understand.]

[legbreakings]

[ He gives the raccoon who is currently munching on a corner of the blanket a dubious look but... ]

I'll pass on your message. Are you sure you want to start feeding the raccoons too? There are many of them near the houses at the lake, we had a whole family of them living under each porch last year.

[toosmall]

There are already some that eat the food I leave out. There so much food at Foodland, it's okay if one more comes too.

[Just tell all the raccoons to come to town. It's fine.]

Gee whiz, a whole family? Are they still there?

[legbreakings]

Not right now, no. They used to live under our porch all summer and fall long. But there have been many suspicious noises from the attic so I'm assuming they have made their home up there for the winter.

[ And he isn't half as bothered about it as he would like to pretend, just... ]

The noise makes Blossom antsy sometimes, it has her barking at night wanting to chase them.

[toosmall]

I bet it's a lot warmer in there than outside. Or it used to be really cold.

[Maybe ask for some rent money?]

Aww poor Blossom, maybe she just wants more friends?

[legbreakings]

Or maybe she is developing a hunting instinct. I'm not sure if she wants to chase them for food or wants to play with them. But I won't have them down here roaming wild in the house anyway. There are enough pets in this house already.

[ He pauses, taking a moment to think. ]

Well, maybe one raccoon down here would be acceptable, but no more than that.

[toosmall]

Aww I hope not. She shouldn't hunt them if you keep her belly full, right?

[The Jiang cabin is becoming a zoo.]

Hehe, if you let one they'll all think it's okay I bet.

[legbreakings]

[ Ummm....

Um.

Now he gives the one raccoon he is willing to permit a wary look. ]

That's a good point. I hadn't considered the others would try their luck as well if they see him succeed.

[toosmall]

Mr. Raccoon it's okay! Just come to the town with your family! There's so much food here!

[Vivi speaks to the raccoon. It can totally hear him and totally understand!]

Jiang already has his own family in that house!