text | @lan.wangji

[taciturnly]

Greetings,

A moment of your time, should you see this message.

How does one effectively prevent another from contacting them through this device?

You have my thanks.

— 蓝忘机

Comments

[legbreakings]

Why else would you need to hide from someone's angry messages?

[ Which is so boring. You're supposed to shout back! ]

[taciturnly]

Anger, your fixation.

( not his!! )

[legbreakings]

What other reason could there be?

[taciturnly]

Trees, and goats.

( does it ring a bell? )

[legbreakings]

[ Oh fuck you, you sanctimonious coot ]

I was talking about you! What reasons other than anger would there be for you hiding from someone's messages.

And no "goats" aren't an answer. The goats here are bloodthirsty but they don't know how to use a phone!

[taciturnly]

My answer. Read it again.

You, as well, fell prey to her whims.

( remember when a certain someone divulged your little secrets? )

[legbreakings]

Oh. Her.

Did she accuse of you tree fornication, too?

[ Luusi better have done something equally bad, at the very least, or he will be really upset. ]

[taciturnly]

Her accusations remain unfounded.

( but are they true. it's cool, tho. he won't kinkshame. )

[legbreakings]

Of course they are lies! I didn't do any of what she accused me.

Just this once I'll believe better of you, too.

[taciturnly]

As Jiang Wanyin says.

[legbreakings]

Are we back to patronizing me?

[taciturnly]

If you wish.

[legbreakings]

I do not WISH!

[taciturnly]

Then behave accordingly.

[legbreakings]

Stop lecturing me like a child!

[ He may be older now but as far as Jiang Cheng is concerned, they are still the same age! No seniority privileges granted, nope! ]

[taciturnly]

( considering that lan wangji never did anything to acknowledge his rank in their past lives, it's 100% valid. )

Jiang Wanyin.

[legbreakings]

Lan Wangji.

[ He can do the name game, too. ]

[taciturnly]

Your stature. Honor it.

[legbreakings]

I would thank Hanguang-jun to leave me doing my duties as sect leader to be my concern.

[taciturnly]

( left on read. again. an integral part of their relationship now. )

[legbreakings]

[ This is the kind of attitude why he doesn't like you, Hanguang-jun! ]