@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[channellings]

can't lie man i'm not the best person to ask about controlling fires [considering his poor robomother had to put out many flaming trashcans.]

but i've got telekinesis if that's any consolation?
the ability to move things with my mind or whatever shit

[legbreakings]

Telekinesis would be useful, since I feel like we shouldn't get too close to the tree and whatever sits in it.

[channellings]

so what can we do alongside that? make a flamethrower or something?

wait do we have shit to make an actual flamethrower because that's not a half-bad idea

[legbreakings]

What is a flamethrower? I understand the meaning of the word but I assume you're speaking of something specific.

[ Consider him officially intrigued. ]