@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[channellings]

are you sure?? hmmmm

[purple is hella sus, but on to this tree being bad.] what's dangerous about it? splinters aside haha

[legbreakings]

It does something to your mind. Makes you dizzy and disoriented when you look at it.

Last month I got fainted when I visited the gas station.

[channellings]

shit really?? well that's no good... we don't need more shit fucking with our heads
especially weird trees that can't be explained or maybe cut down

you're okay now right?

[legbreakings]

I'm fine now. It's just unpleasant, it doesn't seem to do any lasting damage.

I worry, since the tree is moving closer to the barrier. I don't know when or how, but it has been getting closer over the months.

[channellings]

okay good we wouldn't want anything to happen that might last forever

you think it'll eventually get past the barrier?
hopefully not because god only knows what the fuck might happen if it does

[legbreakings]

That is what worries me.

Whatever there is to this tree, it is definitely hostile towards us. Well, either hostile or dangerous and harmful to us simply by its nature.

But I don't know what we could do about the situation until it is actually in reach.

[channellings]

so what i'm hearing is this:

the creepy tree gets within the proper distance
we make some sort of barrier to keep it in a particular place we don't care about
and just torch the entire thing?
maybe pray it works

[legbreakings]

That would be the best possible plan.

There should be at least one person who can create such a barrier.

[channellings]

can't lie man i'm not the best person to ask about controlling fires [considering his poor robomother had to put out many flaming trashcans.]

but i've got telekinesis if that's any consolation?
the ability to move things with my mind or whatever shit

[legbreakings]

Telekinesis would be useful, since I feel like we shouldn't get too close to the tree and whatever sits in it.

[channellings]

so what can we do alongside that? make a flamethrower or something?

wait do we have shit to make an actual flamethrower because that's not a half-bad idea

[legbreakings]

What is a flamethrower? I understand the meaning of the word but I assume you're speaking of something specific.

[ Consider him officially intrigued. ]