@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

Re: Cuts in here-

[legbreakings]

I won't! He's annoying!

And he takes off his clothes when he's scared!

[porndealer]

Are you sure he's not doing it cause it'll fluster you?

You know he's not so bad to look at.

[Just saying.]

[legbreakings]

How would you even know that?!

[porndealer]

Are you sure you want to know, Jiang-xiong?

[legbreakings]

Well now I do and I'm regretting it already!

[porndealer]

[Huaisang will talk about blowjobs and 69ing with Luusi over the network, but he'll draw the line straight up talking about his sexual adventures on the public network.

But Jiang Cheng did insist on knowing.]