@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[gusumouthcannon]

[Give him a second to process. This is a lot!]

Okay but 69ing sounds kind of complicated? What if one of the people is a lot taller than the other person? Do they have to sort of curl up?

Do people really like some of these things? They sound like they would be more uncomfortable than anything.

[grief]

Sometimes you have to get creative which is part of the fun of it.

And yeah. Some people like the uncomfortable part of it tho and much more sadistic shit.

[gusumouthcannon]

Oh.

[Give him a minute.]

What do you mean sadistic shit?