@luusi (nsfw language)

[grief]

OKAY so it has come to my attention that some of you lot haven't had elementary sex education, so I'm just a tiny bit curious about what all you do and don't know about getting a legover.

Tell me if any of this means anything to you:

Handjobs
Blowjobs
69ing
Eating Someone Out
Orgy
Pegging (am I expecting too much with this one?? Who knows.)
Rimming
Do you know what a vibe/dildo might be?????

This is especially for all you ye olden folk out there, since there seems to be a lot of that going on. But Especially Especially for all the ancient Chinese cosplay blokes out there. I refuse to believe my ancestors were so fucking vanilla LMAO like you HAVE to have different words for it or something PLEASE.

Comments

[channellings]

i'm one-hundred-percent serious chica
can you believe that shit? even the network outed his ass

shouldn't you wait until he's not a virgin anymore??
wait no
you'd be waiting for-fucking-ever

[grief]

TBH he might be a little more deviant than we assumed.

I'm still quite sure he got the hots for some dark magic tree. Don't know if it counts for losing virginity or not.

[legbreakings]

I DO NOT

Stop spreading lies about me!

[grief]

Can you prove to me you don't want to put your dick in a tree?

[legbreakings]

How am I supposed to prove that! But I don’t want to that who even wants that!

[grief]

If you can't prove your innocence, I'll have to assume your guilt :(

[legbreakings]

[ HRMPF ]

[channellings]

wow hold the phone
he fucked a tree before giving me a chance?? talk about rude

gonna have to give him a piece of my mind for that one

[grief]

IDK I saw a documentary about people who want to fuck objects on channel 4 I think. Maybe he's just not into flesh and bone.

[channellings]

man i'm a weirdo who will try just about anything but tree fucking?? that's pretty out there




and let's not talk about the dick splinters

[grief]

IDK maybe his kink is vaguely painful inconvenience.

[channellings]

no idea if you're reading this jc but: get a new kink for fucks sake

[legbreakings]

[ RAGE ]

[channellings]

[sorry, jc! he really does like you, being a shithead aside.]