text; un: @former.bank.robber

[bombshelled]

ok, I have a few questions

1. what the fuck is up with the screen names on these things? i tried changing mine but it wouldn't fucking take anything else but the auto-generated option?!

2. I know I'm like, late (with no Starbucks) but... why was everyone freaking out about that hatch in the middle of the dried up lake? was there like a pot of gold down there or something?

2a. speaking of Starbucks, does anyone know if there's a way to get better coffee than the shit they stock at the gas station? a girl needs a latte.

that's it!
-xoxo 💣🐚

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text; un: sadi

[singularwidower]

A group of us went to investigate the hatch when the lake drained and signs within the tunnels below the lake professed to lead to an exit. Unfortunately, in attempting to reach said exit, the tunnels collapsed, which trapped and injured a small handful of us. It was unpleasant, to say the least.

[bombshelled]

oh dang so there's a way out down there?? guess it doesn't matter much, if we can't fucking get to it.

are you like... ok? you weren't hurt too bad?

[singularwidower]

We shall never know if it was truly an exit or no, in all honesty. I rather think not. The cavalier way the Technicians have communicated with us in the past suggests to me that false hope is a part of whatever tortures they intend for us.

Though, thank you for concern. I escaped with only exhaustion and minor wounds to my name.

[bombshelled]

if I had known, I would have tried to help. I could have like blown a hole in the rock or something.

[ And likely caused another cave in. It's probably for the best she wasn't down there. ]

[singularwidower]

I think perhaps an explosion might have been detrimental.

Now. With the sheer quantity of individuals with divergent powers, I believe I must ask: how would you have done so?

[bombshelled]

uh... with my hands? idk I've never had to like explain how it works before. I can make explosions.

[singularwidower]

Just...with your hands? That sounds surprisingly convenient. Large? Small? Controlled? Uncontrolled?

[bombshelled]

yeah with my fucking hands. idk, dude, are superpowers supposed to make sense? I know like three fucking people who have spider based superpowers, idk why hand explosions are blowing your fucking mind.

I can make them as big or as small as I want them to be. I've got pretty good control over them, as long as I'm not like fucked up on drugs or something.

[singularwidower]

Considering I am only familiar with Craft, which does indeed make sense, your superpowers are cause for curiosity. Though--does being "fucked up on drugs" enough to affect your superpowers something that happens often enough to be concerned about?

[bombshelled]

no. not often.

but the one time it did happen, it was BAD.

[singularwidower]

I can only imagine. Would you ever care to demonstrate your powers for the curious?

[bombshelled]

I mean ya, I guess so. I'll show off any time.

End thread, unless--? We can pick a new thread elsewise?

[singularwidower]

I look forward to it.