text; un: @former.bank.robber

[bombshelled]

ok, I have a few questions

1. what the fuck is up with the screen names on these things? i tried changing mine but it wouldn't fucking take anything else but the auto-generated option?!

2. I know I'm like, late (with no Starbucks) but... why was everyone freaking out about that hatch in the middle of the dried up lake? was there like a pot of gold down there or something?

2a. speaking of Starbucks, does anyone know if there's a way to get better coffee than the shit they stock at the gas station? a girl needs a latte.

that's it!
-xoxo 💣🐚

Comments

[bombshelled]

fucking prove it.
is your camera broken or something?

[shittalk]

ya it fell off

[bombshelled]

oh, too bad.

[shittalk]

ya fell off from all the dickpics i had to keep taking
bitches me BEGGING me for them

[bombshelled]

ugh, throw a fucking sock in it.
the camera fell off because you kept making it take pictures of your ugly ass dick.
no one wants to see that shit.

[shittalk]

nahhhh nope my d's a celebrity around here. EVERYONES raving about it

[bombshelled]

oh rly? everyone going on and on about pryan's prick? I haven't heard jack shit about it.

[shittalk]

awww are u feeling left out?? sorry u can talk about my dick too if u want

[bombshelled]

pass. I'm sure if there are any dicks worth talking about, they're way better than yours.