text; un: @former.bank.robber

[bombshelled]

ok, I have a few questions

1. what the fuck is up with the screen names on these things? i tried changing mine but it wouldn't fucking take anything else but the auto-generated option?!

2. I know I'm like, late (with no Starbucks) but... why was everyone freaking out about that hatch in the middle of the dried up lake? was there like a pot of gold down there or something?

2a. speaking of Starbucks, does anyone know if there's a way to get better coffee than the shit they stock at the gas station? a girl needs a latte.

that's it!
-xoxo 💣🐚

Comments

[bombshelled]

ok, saying we're just cattle they're raising for the slaughter isn't going to make me feel any better, dude.

[ She's assuming he's a guy. Only a guy would be so annoyingly blunt. ]

maybe... if we know that they're trying to torture and kill us, we can be ready for it and turn it around on them.

[snowflicks]

[Call him right out, Lana. Also he doesn't know what a dude is, but he assumes it's referring to him. Should he ask what it means... ehhh.]

possibly

but they know where we are we don't know where they are

[Mr. Debbie Downer here.]

[bombshelled]

no, we fucking don't.

so we'll just have to be ready for anything.

[snowflicks]

unfortunately